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Plaxico Burress jokes with teammates on eve of turning self in to cops - New York Daily News
lt;table border=0 width= valign=top cellpadding=2 cellspacing=7gt;lt;trgt;lt;td width=80 align=center valign=topgt;lt;font style=quot;font-size:85%;font-family:arial,sans-serifquot;gt;lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/0i-0fd=Rurl=http://www.smh.com.au/news/sport/giants-star-arrested-on-gun-charge/2008/12/02/1227979980222.htmlcid=1275855520ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNF_G61CBHTv0FnTdh_miSucI6bW8gquot;gt;lt;img src=http://news.google.com/news?imgefp=9JAQmSjNAFUJimgurl=www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/12/02/burress1_wideweb__470x332,0.jpg width=80 height=57 alt=quot;quot; border=1gt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-2gt;Sydney Morning Heraldlt;/fontgt;lt;/agt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/tdgt;lt;td valign=top class=jgt;lt;font style=quot;font-size:85%;font-family:arial,sans-serifquot;gt;lt;brgt;lt;div style=quot;padding-top:0.8em;quot;gt;lt;img alt=quot;quot; height=quot;1quot; width=quot;1quot;gt;lt;/divgt;lt;div class=lhgt;lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/0-0fd=Rurl=http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/giants/2008/11/30/2008-11-30_plaxico_burress_jokes_with_teammates_on_.htmlcid=1275855520ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNGoZGU-FHLAJ0U4NasC8znNjZEN_wquot;gt;Plaxico Burress lt;bgt;jokeslt;/bgt; with teammates on eve of turning self in to copslt;/agt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-1gt;lt;font color=#6f6f6fgt;New York Daily News,nbsp;NYnbsp;-lt;/fontgt; lt;nobrgt;Dec 1, 2008lt;/nobrgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-1gt;I called him and made a few lt;bgt;jokeslt;/bgt; about the situation and he laughed - which is what I wanted to hear. quot;He shouldn#39;t be down because it is a mistake that lt;bgt;...lt;/bgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-1gt;lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/0-1fd=Rurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DiJ_jAQMMD-Ecid=1275855520ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNEMqHZTWTgpfGqHObi2RH3CdPBhbQquot;gt;Video: Bloomberg Urges Full Prosecution of Burresslt;/agt; lt;font size=-1 color=#6f6f6fgt;lt;nobrgt;AssociatedPresslt;/nobrgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;object width=quot;448quot; height=quot;356quot;gt;lt;param name=quot;moviequot; value=quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/iJ_jAQMMD-Equot;gt;lt;/paramgt;lt;param name=quot;wmodequot; value=quot;transparentquot;gt;lt;/paramgt;lt;embed src=quot;http://www.youtube.com/v/iJ_jAQMMD-Equot;type=quot;application/x-shockwave-flashquot;wmode=quot;transparentquot;width=quot;448quot;height=quot;356quot;gt;lt;/embedgt;lt;/objectgt;lt;brgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;font size=-1gt;lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/0-2fd=Rurl=http://lohud.com/article/20081201/SPORTS01/812010371/-1/SPORTScid=1275855520ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNEmITFmULkwOtROr0HW9rwUKXtrWAquot;gt;Giants#39; Burress planning to plead not guiltylt;/agt; lt;font size=-1 color=#6f6f6fgt;lt;nobrgt;Lower Hudson Journal newslt;/nobrgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-1gt;lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/0-3fd=Rurl=http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-owens0208dec02,0,3059374.columncid=1275855520ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNG2pe45a3UVqUgurqbQWYkYomoqlAquot;gt;Plaxico Burress#39; lack of judgment just is nothing to laugh aboutlt;/agt; lt;font size=-1 color=#6f6f6fgt;lt;nobrgt;Orlando Sentinellt;/nobrgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-1 class=pgt;lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/0-4fd=Rurl=http://www.newsday.com/services/newspaper/printedition/monday/news/ny-spplax015948249dec01,0,6655778.storycid=1275855520ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNFD4HsS0BAt-3Lc87yu2mXO6NCfewquot;gt;lt;nobrgt;Newsdaylt;/nobrgt;lt;/agt;nbsp;- lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/0-5fd=Rurl=http://www.bostonherald.com/sports/football/other_nfl/view.bg%3Farticleid%3D1135925%26srvc%3Dsports%26position%3Drecentcid=1275855520ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNEMb4qnenGsUCEhPU3X3X3mY2HUSQquot;gt;lt;nobrgt;Boston Heraldlt;/nobrgt;lt;/agt;lt;/fontgt;lt;br/gt;lt;font class=p size=-1gt;lt;a class=p href=http://news.google.com/news?hl=enned=usie=UTF-8ncl=1275855520gt;lt;nobrgt;all 2,503 news articleslt;/nobrgt;lt;/agt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/divgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/tdgt;lt;/trgt;lt;/tablegt;
No running jokes in SEC championship game - MiamiHerald.com
lt;table border=0 width= valign=top cellpadding=2 cellspacing=7gt;lt;trgt;lt;td width=80 align=center valign=topgt;lt;font style=quot;font-size:85%;font-family:arial,sans-serifquot;gt;lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/1i-0fd=Rurl=http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/colleges/story/795373.htmlcid=1276339766ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNGPGwaeov7JPDgGigeIhep8vWvAOgquot;gt;lt;img src=http://news.google.com/news?imgefp=OFHyzDkGLfsJimgurl=media.miamiherald.com/smedia/2008/12/01/21/479-uffoot.embedded.prod_affiliate.56.JPG width=80 height=54 alt=quot;quot; border=1gt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-2gt;MiamiHerald.comlt;/fontgt;lt;/agt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/tdgt;lt;td valign=top class=jgt;lt;font style=quot;font-size:85%;font-family:arial,sans-serifquot;gt;lt;brgt;lt;div style=quot;padding-top:0.8em;quot;gt;lt;img alt=quot;quot; height=quot;1quot; width=quot;1quot;gt;lt;/divgt;lt;div class=lhgt;lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/1-0fd=Rurl=http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/colleges/story/795373.htmlcid=1276339766ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNGPGwaeov7JPDgGigeIhep8vWvAOgquot;gt;No running lt;bgt;jokeslt;/bgt; in SEC championship gamelt;/agt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-1gt;lt;font color=#6f6f6fgt;MiamiHerald.com,nbsp;FLnbsp;-lt;/fontgt; lt;nobrgt;8 hours agolt;/nobrgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-1gt;No. 2 Florida and No. 1 Alabama have productive running games. Stopping Alabama#39;s power backs will be a difficult challenge for the Gators#39; depleted lt;bgt;...lt;/bgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/divgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/tdgt;lt;/trgt;lt;/tablegt;
Blood Diamond Jokes Not Funny to Diamond Company - Jossip
lt;table border=0 width= valign=top cellpadding=2 cellspacing=7gt;lt;trgt;lt;td width=80 align=center valign=topgt;lt;font style=quot;font-size:85%;font-family:arial,sans-serifquot;gt;lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/2i-0fd=Rurl=http://www.jossip.com/blood-diamond-jokes-not-funny-to-diamond-company-20081201/cid=0ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNGBXRhReO1bjF3xBpLMD2gTA-OPFgquot;gt;lt;img src=http://news.google.com/news?imgefp=rraw7VaRPPYJimgurl=www.jossip.com/wp/docs/2008/12/nytimesspoof-320x234.jpg width=80 height=59 alt=quot;quot; border=1gt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-2gt;Jossiplt;/fontgt;lt;/agt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/tdgt;lt;td valign=top class=jgt;lt;font style=quot;font-size:85%;font-family:arial,sans-serifquot;gt;lt;brgt;lt;div style=quot;padding-top:0.8em;quot;gt;lt;img alt=quot;quot; height=quot;1quot; width=quot;1quot;gt;lt;/divgt;lt;div class=lhgt;lt;a href=quot;http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=Tct=us/2-0fd=Rurl=http://www.jossip.com/blood-diamond-jokes-not-funny-to-diamond-company-20081201/cid=0ei=njM1Se3pG4LAwgHkwsgjusg=AFQjCNGBXRhReO1bjF3xBpLMD2gTA-OPFgquot;gt;Blood Diamond lt;bgt;Jokeslt;/bgt; Not Funny to Diamond Companylt;/agt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-1gt;lt;font color=#6f6f6fgt;Jossip,nbsp;NYnbsp;-lt;/fontgt; lt;nobrgt;21 hours agolt;/nobrgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;brgt;lt;font size=-1gt;Spoofing diamond company De Beers is nothing new. There are sexual innuendo spoofs, physical brutality spoofs, and the social consciousness spoofs, lt;bgt;...lt;/bgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/divgt;lt;/fontgt;lt;/tdgt;lt;/trgt;lt;/tablegt;